An Idiot’s Guide to Wine LIVE at Alberta Abbey

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About the Show

An Idiot's Guide to Wine is a live adult stand-up comedy show paired with a tasting of five different wine varietals from around the world. Performed by a local comedian using material written by Merrick Watts — the world's only WSET Level 3 comedian — this 70-minute show blends genuine wine education with unfiltered laughs.

Whether you're a seasoned sommelier or a total beginner, you'll giggle and gulp your way through an evening where the hardest part is not spilling your wine while laughing. Produced by Fever, written by Merrick Watts, developed by Grapes of Mirth.

Event Details

Date: Saturday, December 5, 2026
Start Time: 8:30 PM local Pacific time (PST)
Duration: Approximately 70 minutes
Venue: Alberta Abbey
Address: 126 NE Alberta Street, Portland, OR 97211
City: Portland, Oregon
Price: From $71.28 (General Admission $72.00 + $5.76 booking fee; Front Rows $78.00 + $6.24 booking fee)
Age Requirement: 21+ only. Valid ID may be required at the door.
Language: English

About the Venue

Alberta Abbey is a vibrant arts and community center located in the heart of the Alberta Arts District in Portland, Oregon. Housed in a beautifully restored historic building at 126 NE Alberta Street, it serves as a hub for creative expression, cultural events, and community gatherings.

What to Expect

Arrive early to grab your spot — seating is assigned on a first-come, first-served basis and may be shared with other guests. Once seated, enjoy a 70-minute stand-up comedy set while tasting five wines from around the world. You'll pick up genuine wine knowledge with zero snobbery, just laughs.

Your ticket includes a sample of each wine featured in the show. Alcohol consumption is voluntary; non-alcoholic drinks are available for an additional fee. Eat beforehand as this is a tasting, not a meal. Recording is not permitted during the show.

Ticket Information

General Admission tickets start at $72.00 plus a $5.76 booking fee. Front Row seats are available at $78.00 plus a $6.24 booking fee. Tickets are available through Fever. You can change your ticket date up to 24 hours in advance by contacting Fever support. Refunds are not available.